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Lady-P - Are You Gonna Yam?

Yes, we all knew it was coming and here it is... the female answer version to Funky Dee's grunky (grime x funky) one-hit wonder - sorry anthem Are You Gonna Bang? These always pop up, surprised there wasn't a popular Single Ladies remix. Usually done by people you never hear of again. Sporty Thieves had a banger but where are they now? (Who wants to bet that makes a return to clubland?) Eamon and his "chick" Frankie? Most probably won't hear either of these 2 again but hey... here's the song



They say you shouldn't answer a question with a question but I am geuinely confused of how to answer her question. Therefore I have a question for you Lady P: what are you actually asking?

Yam = vegetable better known in Jamaican circles as hard food. Usually served with the national dish ackee and saltfish, yam is bwoil' dung (boiled) with green banana, Irish (potato) and plantain (pronounced plarn-tin like PLANT x mounTAIN).

When cooking has finished you proceed to NYAM!

Nyam recently performed at the local karaoke and I think his song choice was bang on point. He flicked through the song book and one song jumped out at him, #34:



I think the answer to his question Lady P is:



+'d N at the end but -'d the Y = nam. Don't worry too much because I know people are going to be using this song as defence asking "Am I gonna hard food?", you've got a song which will knock in clubs (you know funky ravers are sheep) so don't worry too much. Next time check weh you ah deal wid uzeet, uzeet, uzeet? Some may say I'm looking to deep, I say "So what if I'm right?"

The video is good though!

On a related note, this vid is jokes, tune's alright still but should have been on a different beat due to Are U Gonna Bang now this chicks version



Poppin Lucozade you know. Also LOL @ the guy in the yellow. The captured a typical funky session though, loads of males skankin by themselves with no girls in sight.

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