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I don't usually hate on others but...

Exhibit A.



Hating!!! Before I say the next thing I'd like to state I'm not a perv or anything, I'm a man. There is a difference between perv and man, some people will say thin line, I say you love it (females that is). My hand would have been testing her bum, RAGS!

Exhibit B.

Chart-topping grime (pop now?) artist Tinchy Stryder - real name Kwasi Danquah (why do national papers keep putting his real name out there? Silent pars or something? They don't call Elton John by his real name!) - tweeted "I've been in a bad mood 2day but RHIANNA jus come on the phone & invited me backstage!!... I'm smiling now!!!! Lol"

This was the result of that phone call



(shameless plug on my own blog, check my Tinchy Stryder interview here)

And if that wasn't enough

Exhibit C.



Who wants to cuss Rihanna's forehead? Come on, I dare YA! She is wayyyyyyy toooooo banging!!! Look at her back-off (thought she lost it) and thigh combo. Straight public lipsing ting. Holding hands and everything.

I wonder if Chipmunk got her to be his night nurse after the madness he has been going through? Doubt it (that's what I'm telling myself).

Yes I've blogged about her before and I'm-I'm-I'm doin it again. I will continue to do so. I haven't had a celebrity crush this bad in a long time. Thought I'd outgrown this stuff.

She be the baddest!

Shameless plug #2: Check out my interview with Chipmunk here

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